On July 24, 2006, one-legged bob fats said:
Why couldn't the pirate go to the bathroom?
Because the poopdeck was full!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 136–150 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On September 20, 2006, one-eyed Captain Greedle said:
What be a pirate's favorite way of listening to music?
He buys them on ayeTunes with his ayeMac and puts them on his ayePod!
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On March 6, 2015, the sea-bitten Clay said:
What did the pirates say when they saw their treasure room was on fire?
Arrrr, we gotta get our booty outta here!
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On March 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you keep a pirate from robbing your house?
Fill you lawn with beavers!
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On September 24, 2007, the grog-addicted Alika Campbell said:
Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?
He had an awesome hook shot!
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On February 11, 2009, one-legged Alsamer John Gross said:
What's a pirate's favorite part of a song?
The hook!
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On June 15, 2007, captain Comanda Panda said:
How do you judge a pirate's intelligence?
With an Aye-Q test!
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On May 16, 2012, the dreaded Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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On July 4, 2006, salty ol' Espi said:
Where does a pirate go to college ?
HARRRVARRRD!
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On September 18, 2009, barnacle-bitten Harrr harrr harrr said:
What do you call a used cigarette wearing a patch?
A butt pirate!!!
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On June 18, 2011, captain blackbeard the pirate, scourge of the seven seassss ARRR!!! said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because it killed the chicken...
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On October 5, 2009, the dreaded Tim M said:
Why did the pirate swing at the 3-0 pitch?
He didn't want to walk... the plank.
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On November 10, 2006, seven-sea sailin' A Saavy Sea Lass said:
What side of a pirate boat does a pirate not want to be on?
The outside!
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On June 23, 2007, one-legged Billy Sastard said:
Did you hear about the good economy Cap'n Hawk gets out of his warship?
He gets 35 miles to the galleon! Aaarrrgghhhhhh!
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On November 3, 2006, scurvy knave cy said:
What's the smelliest part of a pirate ship?
The poop deck!