On March 11, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Will said:
What food group does a pirate leave out when he is on a diet?
CaRRRRRRRbs!
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On March 9, 2006, salty ol' Michael Ennis said:
Who's Yellowbeard's favorite hockey player?
Jarrrr-omir JaaaagRRRRRRR!
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On February 28, 2006, the sea-bitten Brian Thiel said:
Turns out Captain Blackbeard is a trekkie. Who is his favorite Star Trek character?
Commander WhARRRRRrf!!!
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On February 28, 2006, the scurvy Brennan Dewey said:
Which type of spanish verbs are the easiest for pirates to conjugate?
A-RRRR verbs.
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On February 28, 2006, the grog-addicted Brennan Dewey said:
What was the Scottish pirate's favorite folk song?
Whiskey in the Jarrr!!!
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On February 24, 2006, the most piratical Brennan Dewey said:
What is a pirate's favorite Star Trek character?
Tasha Yarrrr!
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On February 23, 2006, barnacle-bitten Anita said:
How do you know if you are a Pirate?
You don't, you just AAARRRRRGH!
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On January 27, 2006, regular scallywag Sonny Garza said:
What is a Pirate's Favorite Car?
Volkswagon.
Why?
Volkswagon.
Why?
Farrrrrrfugnugen!
On January 25, 2006, captain Garhan Attebury said:
Where do pirates save their files?
/vaaaarrrrr!!!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates navigate their ships?
They observe the starrrrrrrs!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite candy?
Starrrrrrrburst!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Transformer?
Starrrrrrrscream!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite tv show?
Starrrrrr Search!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate call safety?
He farrrrrrrted.
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite artist?
Andy Warrrrrrrrhol!
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