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On September 12, 2009, captain Cap said:
What's a pirate's girlfriends name ?
Carrrrrrrrrmen!
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On September 12, 2009, the dreaded Cap said:
Why wouldn't the pirate eat any beans?
Because they made him FARRRrrrrrt!
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On September 12, 2009, regular scallywag Cap said:
Whats a pirate's favorite sport ?
Arrrrena football!
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On September 12, 2009, one-eyed Cap said:
Why do pirates like pizza?
Because it has pepARRrrrrroni!
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On September 9, 2009, one-eyed Dan and Ryan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Thundercat?
Sn-aaaarrrrrrrrrrr-ff!
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