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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:

Pirates are expected to be on the rise during what event?
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite mammal?
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite hoofed mammal?
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's favorite European capital?
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's favorite island?
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:

Where do rich pirates go to vacation?
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's least favorite vacation spot?
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:

Pirates tend to be relatively unaffected by what natural disaster?
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:

What did the pirate put over the hole in his ship?
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite type of fish?
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:

How do pirates travel fast?
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:

How do pirates keep track of the passage of time?
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates wear to keep warm in the winter?
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

What are the chances of being raided by pirates today?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:

What is the lamest pirate hobby?
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