On January 25, 2012, the grog-addicted The Commadore of the Sheridan Lake Yacht Club said:
Where does a one legged pirate go for breakfast?
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
but, no, he goes to the ship's carpenter. ARRRRRR!!!
From: Orig IHop joke on Two and A Half Men, altered in my brain to fit the Pirate life. · Link hearrrre!