On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the best school for pirates to go to?
Harrrrrrrvard!
From: Meself · Link hearrrre!
ARR! Jokes
Showing jokes 121–135 of 698 scurvy jokes.
On September 19, 2007, one-eyed Dan Brannan said:
What's a pirates favorite nucleic acid? (this is a smart pirate)
ArrrrrrNA! (RNA)
From: Nerdy students of biology · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2008, salty ol' Drew Baldwin said:
What kind of shoppers are pirates?
Barrrrrrrgain shoppers!
From: made up · Link hearrrre!
On June 1, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Chimpboy said:
Why do pirates sail in boats?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRrrrrrss!
On December 7, 2010, the most piratical Pirate J.Marriner said:
What do you call a pirate's blind grandmother?
No eyed Dearrrrr!!!!
From: not sure · Link hearrrre!
On April 9, 2008, one-eyed Joseph said:
What do Mexican pirates eat?
Chili con cAAAARRRRrne!!!!
On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirate watch Pirates of the Caribbean?
He didn't have a VCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
From: http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/rate/showjoke.jsp?id=79 · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, captain Uncle Bear said:
Where does a pirate put their gold?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrrr!!
From: My niece · Link hearrrre!
On May 13, 2012, the most piratical Kathy Logsdon said:
What is Pirate's favorite Caribbean place?
ARRRUBA!
From: my friend BARRY · Link hearrrre!
On October 17, 2006, the most piratical Machete Dan said:
What do you call a pirate that sets fire to his own ship?
An ARRRRRRRsonist!
From: I thought it up · Link hearrrre!
On August 14, 2006, captain Nigel Schwartz said:
What does a pirate use to watch his movies?
A V.C.AAAAARRGGH!!!!
From: I made it up · Link hearrrre!
On June 24, 2006, the most piratical gabz said:
Why don't pirates like love?
Because love doesn't end in ARRRRrrr!
From: misbzly45@yahoo.com · Link hearrrre!
On June 6, 2010, the dreaded captain morningwood said:
Why couldn't the pirate get into the nightclub?
He forgot his ID carrrrrrrrrrd!
From: the 2nd dimension · Link hearrrre!
On July 2, 2008, the scurvy Ronald the Red said:
What do Pirates always smoke after a lusty battle?
A cig-AAAAARRRRRGH!!
From: I thunk it up, methinks. (or I missed it in all the "AAAArgh jokes") · Link hearrrre!
On May 10, 2008, the most piratical Jay Lee said:
Where do pirates shop for their clothes?
The Salvation ARRmy!!!
From: Me · Link hearrrre!