On November 8, 2007, land-lubber SvendBramer said:
What did pirate say, when asked about why the sun is rising in the east??
Hell, I don't know! That's just the way things ARRRRR!!
From: Viby J. Denmark · Link hearrrre!
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On February 3, 2010, seven-sea sailin' King Lobster said:
Where does a pirate keep his appointments?
In a CALENDAAAARGH!
From: My twisted mind · Link hearrrre!
On December 14, 2005, salty ol' Steven Daling said:
Where is a pirate's favorite place to shop?
Taaarrrrrget!
From: Stevem Daling · Link hearrrre!
On October 22, 2006, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate have a heart attack?
He had a clogged ARRRRrrrr-tery!!
On September 19, 2007, the scurvy Sloanie said:
Did you hear about the pirate on the South Beach diet?
He was cutting back on his CARRRRbs!
From: Me own head · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
Arrrr!
From: http://www.prometheusradio.org/piratejokes.html · Link hearrrre!
On May 5, 2007, regular scallywag Greg Hazel said:
What is the distance from the center of a circle of pirates to the outside?
ARRRR!
From: Me · Link hearrrre!
On September 26, 2008, scurvy knave Tessy said:
Why did the pirate break his teeth?
His food was too hAAAAARRRD!
From: My ingenios pirotic mind · Link hearrrre!
On January 25, 2012, the grog-addicted The Commadore of the Sheridan Lake Yacht Club said:
Where does a one legged pirate go for breakfast?
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
but, no, he goes to the ship's carpenter. ARRRRRR!!!
From: Orig IHop joke on Two and A Half Men, altered in my brain to fit the Pirate life. · Link hearrrre!
On April 15, 2007, the dreaded Cap'n Alison said:
Why did the pirate join the debate team?
Because he liked to Arrrrrrgue!
From: My silly little head · Link hearrrre!
On August 1, 2005, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
Which Star Wars character is really a pirate?
Aarrrrgghh-2-d-2
From: i made it up · Link hearrrre!
On November 3, 2011, chumbucket-lickin' Danny said:
What is a pirates favorite flavor of cheese?
CheddARRRRRR!!
From: New HampshARRRR · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2014, seven-sea sailin' Jeff said:
What song does a pirate mother sing to her pirate child?
To Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to buy a fat pig!!!
From: Off the top of me head matey!!!!!!! · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2014, scurvy knave Marlene said:
What do pirates do with their emails?
They ARRRRchive them!
From: The greatness of my mind · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, the grog-addicted Ashly Star said:
What is a pirate's favorite band?
A MARRRRrrrrrrrrrching band!!
From: My aunt, uncle, and Pizza Hut · Link hearrrre!