On September 3, 2012, barnacle-bitten Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?
A yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdstick!!!!!!
From: Right off the top of me head, Yarrrrrrrrrr! · Link hearrrre!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the pirate buy Christmas presents for little pirate children?
Toys-ARRRRRgh-Us!
From: Overheard at a pirate party · Link hearrrre!
On September 6, 2007, salty ol' Linda said:
What does a pirate pay for a gallon of gas?
An arrrrrrm and a peg!
From: Alabama · Link hearrrre!
On May 2, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Sarikka said:
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
The Arrrmy... no, the Navy, he's a pirate!
From: Catalina Island Marine Institute · Link hearrrre!
On September 20, 2007, scurvy knave TAarrrsha said:
What's a pirate's favorite animal?
An AARRRmadillo!!
From: pirate land · Link hearrrre!
On November 8, 2006, the grog-addicted Flip Zigger said:
Why couldn't the pirate get over the Berlin Wall?
It had bARRRRRRbed wire!
From: Flip Zigger · Link hearrrre!
On May 10, 2007, salty ol' Jose Avila said:
How can a pirate captain tell if his crew is getting impatient?
The crew keeps asking "AAARrrgh we there yet?!"
On June 21, 2009, one-eyed Jd said:
What's a pirate's favorite restaurant??
Olive GaRRRRRRRRRRden!!!
From: my aunt and uncle · Link hearrrre!
On June 13, 2007, the scurvy Zach Doney said:
What does a pirate eat at Burger King?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
A Whopp-ARRR!
What does he do when he is informed that it is not on the menu?
Asks to see the manag-ARRR!
From: From me own scurvy hide. · Link hearrrre!
On September 20, 2006, captain Sammy, Joey, and Bob Dedinsky said:
What's a pirate's favorite sport?
AAAARRRRrrrm wrestling!
From: Shoreline, WA · Link hearrrre!
On May 16, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Dale Heffernan said:
When a pirate goes shopping, what does he want?
A barrrrrgain!
From: Just made it up. · Link hearrrre!
On March 20, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate drive on vacation?
An AAAARRRRRRRRR V.
From: http://object.qpalzm.com/fun/pirate/ · Link hearrrre!
On March 26, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does the Pirate get his coffee?
Starrrrrrrrrrrbucks!
From: http://www.xtra-rant.com/2001/12/29/209/ · Link hearrrre!
On May 13, 2012, captain KATHY LOGSDON said:
what did the Pirate name his tripletts?
ARRRTHUR, ARRRNOLD and ARRRCHIBALD!
From: Kathy · Link hearrrre!
On May 13, 2012, the sea-bitten Kathy Logsdon said:
Why did the Pirate end up in Jail?
He was ARRRESTED and charged with ARRRMED robbery and ARRGRIVATED assault!
From: me · Link hearrrre!