On August 8, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Manning Gay said:
What do you get when you mix a pirate with a vampire?
DraculARRRR
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On November 15, 2006, captain Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite African nation?
MadagascARRRRRRRR!
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On March 16, 2007, one-legged Captain Rumblood said:
What did the pirates do when their ship caught on fire?
They had a BARRRRrrrrbeque!
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On March 19, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why are pirates so mean?
They just Arrrrrrrgh!
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On November 26, 2012, the grog-addicted Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
We Three Kings of Orient Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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On September 17, 2008, the most piratical Hana the Hornswoggler said:
What do you call a group of old pirates?
The A-A-RRRRR-P!
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On May 11, 2006, the sea-bitten Captain Karikas said:
Why didn't the Pirate have any jelly on his PB&J?
He couldn't open the jARRR!!!
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On April 28, 2011, one-legged Black Bearded Betty said:
What is a pirate's choice of sweater?
A CARRRH-digan!
On December 13, 2006, scurvy knave Mildred Fancypants said:
What was wrong with the pirate's door?
It was AJAAAArrrrrrrgghh!
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On February 3, 2011, seven-sea sailin' pap chmeer said:
What is a pirate minus a ship?
A creative homless guy!!
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On August 17, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Laura said:
What do you call a pirate woman with one arm and one leg?
ARRRRLENE!!!
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On November 1, 2007, captain andrea said:
How does a pirate like his steak?
CHARRRRRRED!!!!!
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On November 20, 2008, captain Andrew said:
"Did you hear about the pirate's dog who can talk?"
"Really? What does he say?"
"Really? What does he say?"
ARRRRRRff!
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On December 28, 2010, barnacle-bitten Uncle Bear said:
What is a pirate's favorite thing about dogs?
They BARRRRK!!
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On June 27, 2006, the scurvy Joey Santilli said:
What is a pirate's favorite song?
We ARRRR The Champions!
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