On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates eat fast food?
Arrrrrrrrrrby's.
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On August 31, 2010, land-lubber Pirate George said:
What does a pirate put on his peanut butter sandwich?
Jelly Fish!!!!!
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On August 19, 2010, scurvy dog Kate and Grief said:
How does a pirate keep fit?
By doing Aarrrroebics at the Gym-Lad!
On May 20, 2006, the most piratical Jonny Bucco said:
What does a pirate from Boston say?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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On February 5, 2009, the sea-bitten phatnadz said:
What do Jamaican pirates listen to?
Bob MaRRRRRley!!
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On March 16, 2013, scurvy knave Scabious Land Rat said:
Why can't pirates go to Kansas?
Because they always ask for the way to Arrr, Kansas!
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On December 4, 2007, scurvy knave Jolly Holly said:
How does a pirate say "thank you" in Japanese?
ARRRRRigato!!!
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On December 7, 2005, the scurvy Pirate Pam said:
Why are Pirates called Pirates?
Because they Arrrgh!
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On September 19, 2009, the grog-addicted Direz said:
What do pirates believe in?
D-ARRRRR-winism!!!
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On September 19, 2009, one-eyed Captain Cutlass said:
What does a pirate wear for Halloween?
A pumpkin patch!!!
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On March 17, 2009, seven-sea sailin' Kitten said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
Pop TARRRrrrts!
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On July 26, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Second to Last Living Ninja Pirate said:
How did the Asian pirate die?
SAAARRRRRRRS!
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On September 18, 2008, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where does a pirate buy his medicine?
The Pharrrrrmacy!
On September 20, 2007, barnacle-bitten Salty Sea Snoop Dogg said:
Who's a pirate's favourite author?
J Aaarrrrggh Aaaarrrggh Tolkien!
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On March 24, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
When did the boy pirate become a man pirate?
On his Barrrrrrr Mitzvah!
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