On July 13, 2006, scurvy knave Ash, Mark and Sam said:
Why don't pirates like dogs?
Because they BAAAAAAARk too much!
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite tabloid personality?
Tonya Harrrrrrding!
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
To be effective, pirates need to be what?
Scarrrrrry!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is the preferred pet of pirates?
A paaarrrrrrrrot!
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On May 21, 2007, scurvy dog Punjabi Pride ! Jai Hin! said:
What do Punbabi pirates call one another?
YAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!
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On July 23, 2006, barnacle-bitten Gillian A. said:
Why did the pirate wave the Jolly Roger at church?
Because he was a Chaaaaaarismatic Christian!
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On September 18, 2007, the dreaded olivia said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do to people?
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgery!
On July 27, 2006, regular scallywag Ashleh Wicks said:
Why did the pirate lose his business?
Because of his CAARRRRRRRRRRbon emissions!
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On May 14, 2006, one-legged Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate move in when he was a baby?
A pre-ambulatAAARRRRRR!
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On March 20, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite television show?
The ARRRsenio Hall Show!
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On March 24, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Why didn't the pirate go to Vietnam?
Because of his fallen arrrrrrrrches!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What do most pirates grow?
BeARRRrrrrds!
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On May 12, 2006, the scurvy Colin said:
Which British singers do pirates love?
Jarrrrrrrrrrrvis Cocker and Chris Marrrrrrrrrtin!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do female pirates hate?
Tarrrrantulas!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite actor?
Harrrrrison Ford!
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