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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:

Why don't pirates attack whalers?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:

How do pirates rend to ride horses?
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On September 17, 2007, one-legged Charles said:

What scurvy dog alleges Lee Harvey Oswald only shot one bullet?
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite action film?
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On January 1, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Micaela Mcleod said:

What's the difference between Santa and a pirate?
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On November 27, 2006, the dreaded Gilgamesh said:

Why wasn't the pirate allowed to go on jury duty?
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:

What do hip pirates wear?
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On September 19, 2006, barnacle-bitten vARRRgie said:

What is a pirate's favorite board game?
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:

Where do pirates keep their caarrrrrrs?
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:

Where do pirates keep their treasure?
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On August 17, 2007, scurvy dog cocktails on wednesday said:

What's a pirates favorite margarine?
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On December 13, 2005, the dreaded Robert said:

What is a pirate's favorite brand of car?
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

What often causes pirates to give up their profession?
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates keep their food in?
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:

Who is a pirate's favorite comedian?
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