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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:

Pirates tend to be relatively unaffected by what natural disaster?
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On November 8, 2006, the sea-bitten Captain Mati said:

How did the bees kill the pirate?
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:

How does a pirate like his steak?
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite hoofed mammal?
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:

Why have pirates never attacked Hutchinson, Kansas?
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:

Why couldn't the pirates raid the town?
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On August 3, 2006, the most piratical Slade said:

Why do pirates like Mexico?
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:

How do pirates travel fast?
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:

Who is a pirate's favorite artist?
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite type of currency?
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On February 22, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Phil Brooks said:

What do you call a long line of Canadian pirates?
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's favorite European capital?
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On March 26, 2007, scurvy dog al man wilson said:

Why was the pirate late for the weekly raid?
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On September 18, 2007, the grog-addicted little timmy tucker said:

What's a pirate's favorite phone network?
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:

What type of swords do pirates prefer?
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