On August 10, 2006, regular scallywag Sheri said:
Whats a pirate's favourite shop?
ARRRRrrrrrrgos!
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On November 17, 2006, seven-sea sailin' ? said:
What did the pirate go to beauty college for?
To be a BARRRRRRRber!
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On March 9, 2006, salty ol' Michael Ennis said:
Who's Yellowbeard's favorite hockey player?
Jarrrr-omir JaaaagRRRRRRR!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite dark comedy?
Farrrrrrgo!
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On May 17, 2007, land-lubber bob said:
Why didn't the pirate cross the road?
Because it was made of tarrrrrrr.
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can you always find pirates?
Marrrrrinas!
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On February 8, 2007, the most piratical manly said:
What is the only thing that makes pirates queasy?
Scarrrrrrrrs!
On April 29, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Kathryn said:
Who is a pirate's favorite actor?
Peter Sarrrrrrsgaarrrrrrd!
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On September 16, 2005, scurvy knave June Zmolek said:
What is a pirates favorite tree?
Arrrborvitae
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Who do pirates prefer to rob?
The ARRRristocracy!
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On May 11, 2006, scurvy dog Captain Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite teen drama?
BevARRRRRRRRly Hills, 90210
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call and official pirate?
A carrrrrrd caarrrrrrying pirate!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
In order to pull off a raid, what must a pirate be?
Darrrrrrrring!
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On May 14, 2006, the dreaded Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate call his crewman?
A swashbuckleAARRRRRR!
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On May 18, 2007, scurvy knave Pirate Bob from Crown Point said:
What does a pirate do on the weekends?
He goes to yaaaarrrrrd sales!
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