On August 7, 2006, scurvy knave HISDISCTYLAN said:
What's a pirate's favorite waterborne parasite?
GiARRRRdia!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
If pirates theoretically lived underground rather than on the seas, who would they raid?
Quarrrrrrries!
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On November 29, 2005, regular scallywag Pirate Jewels said:
Why did the pirate get married in the Mormon temple?
So he could wear Gaarrments!
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On February 1, 2007, one-eyed BigDirty said:
What's a pirate's favourite video game?
Y-ARRRRRRRRR's Revenge!
On September 30, 2006, one-legged Bruin said:
Where do upscale pirates go for dinner?
Boston MARRRRRRRRket!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What gets stuck on the bottom of a pirate's ship?
Barrrrrrnacles!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite island?
BARRRRrrrrbados!
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate put over the hole in his ship?
A tarrrrrrrp!
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On July 16, 2006, barnacle-bitten RRUGGEDBERRRT said:
What is a pirate's favorite movie?
ARRRRRRRmageddon!
On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the young pirate get into the club?
He was carrrrrrrded!
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On January 27, 2006, regular scallywag Sonny Garza said:
What is a Pirate's Favorite Car?
Volkswagon.
Why?
Volkswagon.
Why?
Farrrrrrfugnugen!
On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's least favorite bird?
The LArrrrrrk!
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On July 12, 2006, one-legged Ashley Wicks said:
Where do pirates buy their meat?
At the ButchARRRRRRRRRRR's!
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On September 19, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Genevieve Atkerson said:
What's an indie pirate's favorite film?
Garrrrrrrrden State!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
The noble pirate is sometimes called what?
A Parrrrradox!
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