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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:

Why do people flee from pirates?
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On June 2, 2006, the scurvy Pink beard said:

What is a pirate's favourite nut?
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On March 12, 2007, regular scallywag Cliff Williams said:

Who be a pirate's least favorite Van Halen singer?
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On June 28, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Jay said:

What's a pirate's favorite soup?
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On May 14, 2006, one-eyed Pirate Steve said:

How did the pirate know that they where walking into an ambush?
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:

Why did the pirate have to reture?
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:

What did the lenient policeman do with the captured pirate?
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:

Who are a pirate's favorite cartoon characters?
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On March 26, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's refrigerator called?
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

In the treacherous world of the pirate, it's good to be what?
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On November 19, 2005, one-eyed Marcus Kopplin said:

Why did the pirate go back to the future?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:

Where do pirates dream of raiding?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's favorite tv show?
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On February 22, 2007, the most piratical an Anonymous Pirate said:

What does a pirate re-enforce his house with?
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On March 16, 2007, captain Captain Rumblood said:

Why was the little pirate boy crying at school?
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