On September 21, 2006, scurvy knave pegleg said:
What do you call a reptilian pirate?
A dinoSAAAARRRRRrrrrr!!!
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates thrive?
In the CARRrrrrribbean!
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
Why do dogs annoy pirates?
Because of all their BARRRrking!
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On September 20, 2006, one-legged Mongoman said:
Where do pirates store their vehicles when they are at sea?
In a PARRRrrking GARRRRrrrrage!
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On May 25, 2006, captain John E. Hafemeister said:
Where do pirates bury their dead?
Arrrrrlington National Cemetary!
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On August 1, 2006, the dreaded baxxtarrr said:
What is a pirate's favorite ocean animal?
Sharrrrrrrk... sharrrrk...
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On February 13, 2007, salty ol' Slouchin' Bryant Cooke said:
What can't pirates be from Massachusetts?
Because they can'y say their ARRRRrrrrrggghhs right!
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of fish?
The Carrrrrrp!
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On February 12, 2008, the sea-bitten sea-dog said:
How do pirate programs get input?
Through ARRRGV and ARRRGC!
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite vegetable?
Carrrrrrots!
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On September 12, 2009, the sea-bitten Cap said:
Whats a pirate's favorite sport ?
Arrrrena football!
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
When is the best time to be a pirate?
During waarrrrrrrrrsss!
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On May 1, 2006, land-lubber Rob S. said:
What cable program does a pirate most often watch?
SportsCentaaaarrrrrr!
On March 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!
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On October 17, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of whiskey?
Makers MARRRRRRRk!
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