On March 20, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
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On February 15, 2007, the most piratical Johnny S said:
What did the doctor say to the pirate?
Open up and say "Arrrrr!!"
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On September 14, 2014, land-lubber Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to find out what month it is?
His calendARRRRRRRRRRR!!! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day ON SEPTEMBER 19TH MATEYS!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
From: FROM THE TOP OF ME HEAD YE LANDLUBBERS!!! ARRRRRR!!! · Link hearrrre!
On April 21, 2009, the most piratical Buck said:
Why don't pirates eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Because they can't open the JAAAAAARGH!!!
On July 17, 2011, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What be KE$HA's favorite pirate shanty?
We RRRRR Who We RRRR!!!
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On February 26, 2010, the dreaded Jasen J. Smith said:
Why was the pirate's son a disappointment to his father?
Because when he grew up he did not want to be a pirate... he wanted to be an ARRRRRtist!!!
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On November 24, 2013, scurvy knave James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on "The Price is Right"?
A NEW CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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On September 16, 2010, one-eyed Mary Coogan said:
What is a pirate's favorite prayer?
The ARRRRrrr Father!!
From: Talk Like a Pirate Day falls on Sunday this year. · Link hearrrre!
On February 15, 2011, captain mad john flint said:
Why is the Jolly Roger grinning?
Because they crossed his funny bones! Arrgh!
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On July 30, 2006, the most piratical Mike Hughes, aka Wiggy said:
How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just stand around ARRRrrguing about it!
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On September 9, 2010, salty ol' Pirate lass Laura said:
How do pirates solve their differences?
ARRRRrrrrrrbitration!
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On March 19, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
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On April 4, 2008, barnacle-bitten Bloody Nuala said:
What is the greatest pirate college rock band?
Arrr. E. M.
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On July 30, 2008, regular scallywag Jerami said:
What did the pirate name his cat?
Garrrrrfield!
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On September 19, 2005, one-legged Robert Bolton said:
What did the pirate say when someone asked him if he knew any pirate jokes?
Arrrrr you kidding me...
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