On June 5, 2007, the grog-addicted Sean Peterson said:
What kind of school does a pirate fear more than a school of sharks?
A school of lawyers!
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On March 20, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates cook their food?
With laaaarrrrrd.
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On July 27, 2006, the grog-addicted RIchard Lindley said:
How does a pirate know what he is going to do today?
He checks his itinerARRRRRY!
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite stand-up comedian?
MARRRRrrrrtin Lawrence!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
How were the pirates captured?
There was a NARRRRRC!
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On November 24, 2008, the grog-addicted dan-d-man said:
Who do pirates call if their car breaks down?
the Arrrrr.A.C!
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On July 26, 2006, scurvy knave Nick said:
Where is a little pirate's favorite place to play catch?
In the backyARRRRRRD!
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On May 17, 2006, barnacle-bitten J Dawg said:
Why did the pirate have to go to the pharmacy?
Because he had the faaaarrrrrrrrts!
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On September 19, 2006, one-eyed Lynn Shoop said:
Where does a pirate buy his gas?
AARRco!!
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates go to be entertained?
An arrrrrrena!
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On May 11, 2006, salty ol' Captain Karikas said:
How do pirates know what day it is?
They look on their calendARRRRgghh!!!
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On September 26, 2008, one-eyed Jillian said:
Who is a pirates favorite American Idol contestant?
David ARRRRchuleta!!
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On May 28, 2007, the most piratical rbinck said:
Why do pirates operate on the high seas?
They be afraid of the ARRRRmy!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
When a pirate runs out of grog and rum, what does he drink?
Sasparrrrrrilla!
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On November 29, 2005, captain an Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's favorite character on the Smurfs?
Gaarrgamel!