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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favority kind of coin?
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite snack?
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On May 14, 2006, the most piratical Pirate Steve said:

What did the pirate say when he left the ship?
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On February 22, 2007, captain Punjab said:

Why did the pirate cross the road?
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From: Punjab · Link hearrrre!

On September 22, 2006, salty ol' Low Class Mo said:

What is a pirate's favorite computer game (not including Sid Meier's Pirates!)?
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From: Me · Link hearrrre!

On November 30, 2006, salty ol' Lorelai said:

What is the most hated part of the Pirate Code?
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From: Cherry's head · Link hearrrre!

On August 19, 2007, seven-sea sailin' jesse n mike said:

What did the pirate movie projectionist say to the little boy?
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On June 27, 2006, the grog-addicted Francis Mad Tongue said:

Which pirate song won an Oscar for best original ditty in 2006?
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From: Made it up myself · Link hearrrre!

On November 18, 2007, regular scallywag Bobby said:

How did the pirate get a promotion?
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From: Ye' Ol R.Salerno · Link hearrrre!

On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:

Who is a pirate's favorite magician?
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On January 26, 2009, scurvy knave James Smith said:

What's a pirates favourite
toothpaste?
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From: Stansted · Link hearrrre!

On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates keep for good luck?
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On September 9, 2005, the scurvy T. O'Brien said:

How does a pirate like to go camping?
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From: my own twisted sense of humor · Link hearrrre!

On October 17, 2006, salty ol' Tony said:

Why didn't the pirate want to go to the store?
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On September 19, 2006, captain Genevieve Atkerson said:

What is a pirate receptionist scared of?
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From: Genevieve Atkerrrson · Link hearrrre!