On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do for fun when they come ashore?
They go to a carrrrrrnival!
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite chain of mountains?
The Carrrrrpathians!
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On November 11, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Cody Kubiak said:
What do pirates eat in the army?
M. ARRRRR. E's!
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On June 17, 2006, scurvy knave Pirate Jennifer said:
What is a pirate's favorite mythical creature?
The Arrrrgus!
On February 1, 2008, scurvy knave D. Heitt said:
What do pirates get when they lay in the grass?
ChigARRRs!
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What do young pirates like to play?
Marrrrrrrbles!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do during winter?
Go snowboaarrrrrrrrding (they carrrrrrve the mountain!)
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Pirates surprisingly enjoy the music of who?
BARRRRrrrrbarrrra Streisand!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite basketball team?
The Harrrrlem Globetrotters!
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On July 26, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Nick said:
Why do Korean pirates hate Americans?
General MacARRRRRRthur!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What are the chances of being raided by pirates today?
It rarrrrrrely happens!
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On June 21, 2006, regular scallywag Patrick Miller said:
What limb does a pirate never surrender to his enemies?
His Arrrrrrm!
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On July 19, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' the bible bucaneer said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
Have BARRRRRRrgh-B-Qs!
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On July 9, 2014, seven-sea sailin' The joly phantom said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of road to have his house on?
An Arrrrterial Road!
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On October 6, 2006, salty ol' Rachel said:
What's a pirate's favorite beer?
PBArrrrgh!
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