On May 18, 2007, barnacle-bitten Pirate Bob from Crown Point said:
What does a stoned pirate say?
FARRrrrrgh out, matey!
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On August 1, 2007, land-lubber Alex Hazzard said:
what is a pirate's favourite perfume for the ladies?
Elizabeth Aaaaarrrrrden!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
A pirate's diet includes plenty of what?
CARRRRrrrrbohydrates!
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite candy bar?
A Marrrrs Barrrrrr!
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On March 24, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Why was the pirate thrown out of the casino?
For cheatin' at carrrrrrrrds!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirates raid the ship?
It had too many guaaaaaaaarrrrrds!
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On September 16, 2005, scurvy dog June Zmolek said:
Where does a pirate buy his moonshine?
Arrrrrrkanas
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates get their food from?
A farrrrrrrrm!
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On April 21, 2008, land-lubber Allison Fleischhauer said:
What did the pirate do on his vacation to the mountains?
He stood on top of a mountain and said, "Yarrrrghalayyheeeeehooo!!!!"
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate go to jail?
He violated his parrrrrrole, from committing arrrrson!
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On October 11, 2009, barnacle-bitten Conor Mulloy said:
Which university societies do pirates always join?
LiterARRRy and debating society, because they love to ARRRgue!!!
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On August 14, 2007, the most piratical Marlo Diaz said:
What's white and hops around a pirate ship?
Arrrrrrrrrabbit!
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On October 31, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' jessereno said:
How do pirates in New York City get home?
They take the AARRRR train!
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite flower?
Carrrrrrnations!
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On July 3, 2006, land-lubber Hans said:
Why did the pirate travel to Russia?
To visit the Tzarrrrrrr!
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