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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:

Where do rich pirates go to vacation?
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On November 23, 2005, one-legged rick said:

What did one pirate say to the other pirate?
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On September 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:

What do they teach pirates in school?
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On August 13, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:

Why did the pirate speak so clearly?
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On March 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates do when ants start eating through their ship?
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On October 26, 2006, scurvy dog Ann said:

How do two pirates prove their strength?
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On August 30, 2006, one-legged Huntarrrr said:

Where do pirate's hate to go?
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On October 6, 2006, land-lubber Anonymous said:

What is a pirate's favorite place to shop for clothes?
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's favorite sci-fi film?
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:

Who is a pirate's favorite evil film character?
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On September 17, 2009, seven-sea sailin' Frank the Iron Fist said:

How do pirates communicate with dogs?
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On June 25, 2006, one-legged Captain Dave said:

Where is a pirate's favorite inland USA destination?
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On September 19, 2008, the sea-bitten an Anonymous Pirate said:

Where do pirates work in the off season?
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates practice shooting at?
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On September 19, 2006, the most piratical Shelley S. said:

How did the pirate make it to college?
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