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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:

Where do pirates go to have fun?
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On February 28, 2006, the sea-bitten Brian Thiel said:

Turns out Captain Blackbeard is a trekkie. Who is his favorite Star Trek character?
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:

Where do pirates walk their dogs?
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On September 17, 2007, scurvy knave Charles said:

What does a pirate celebrate before lent?
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On August 18, 2014, one-eyed Cap'n Lyv said:

How does a pirate make his fortune?
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On September 21, 2009, salty ol' an Anonymous Pirate said:

What is a pirate's favorite restaurant for Kids Meals?
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On September 12, 2009, the grog-addicted Cap said:

Why do pirates like pizza?
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On August 17, 2007, salty ol' cocktails on wednesday said:

Where's a pirate hang his hat?
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On April 10, 2007, land-lubber Keith said:

What did the pirate say to his friend who spilled the rum?
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On February 17, 2007, captain Chum-bucketeer said:

What did the pirate from Kansas name the land he discovered?
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On December 7, 2006, captain pirate lovARR! said:

Why did the pirate have to get a size 10 top?
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On September 21, 2006, the grog-addicted ava said:

Why did the man have to become a pirate?
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates throw over the side of their ship?
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:

Who is a pirate's favorite philosopher?
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

What do pirates do between raids?
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