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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:

What did the pirate send his mom on Mothaarrrr's Day?
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On March 10, 2007, one-eyed cap'n corpsegrinder said:

What do you call a really angry pirate?
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On May 14, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Pirate Steve said:

Why did the cabin boy walk the plank?
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

What did the hippie pirate need?
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On March 24, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:

Who will pirates in California vote for in the race for governor?
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From: http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/fun_stuff/2003/09/15/pirate_jokes.shtml · Link hearrrre!

On September 20, 2006, one-legged Captain Greedle said:

What cell phone service did the pirate use?
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On June 23, 2006, barnacle-bitten Sandra Caan said:

What kind of spice does a pirate like to put in his food?
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On August 21, 2006, the grog-addicted Aaron Kozloff said:

Whats a pirate's favorite cereal?
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From: Me and a friend · Link hearrrre!

On September 14, 2006, one-eyed Bonney Cap'n Iron Pants Micah said:

What is a pirate's favorite geological land mass?
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From: your mom · Link hearrrre!

On June 12, 2006, the dreaded Terri Enriquez said:

Why did the pirate like Noah?
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:

Why did the pirate ship look so good?
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

What do you call it when you've been robbed by a pirate?
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On March 20, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:

I heard national pirate month is in January.
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On January 14, 2007, the scurvy Cathy Creegan said:

Why did all the ladies love the Latino pirate?
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From: A day of coming up with all possible ARRR jokes · Link hearrrre!

On February 5, 2009, land-lubber Cap'n Joe said:

Who is a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
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