On November 8, 2009, barnacle-bitten Ashly said:
What do pirates hate the most???
A broken HEARRRRRRT!!!
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On August 23, 2006, the grog-addicted Beth said:
Why didn't the pirate sail to Hawaii?
It was too fARRRRrrrgghh!
On September 21, 2006, salty ol' ava said:
What do Voldemort's pirate followers send up into the sky with their wands?
The DARRRRrrk MARRRRRrrrrk!
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On September 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do software pirates put their plunder?
On a CD-Arrrrrrggh!
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite country singer?
Dolly PARRRrrrrdon!
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On September 19, 2006, one-eyed Genevieve Atkerson said:
Why did the trendy pirate need a new Blackberry?
He wore out the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR's!
From: Genevieve Atkerrrson · Link hearrrre!
On October 11, 2006, salty ol' Tatiana said:
What's a pirate's favorite sports drink?
GatARRRRRade!
On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you learn about the most famous pirates?
In the pirate Arrrrrrrrchives!
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On March 24, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate hit with his car?
An arrrrrmadillo!
From: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/descolada99/47160 · Link hearrrre!
On December 12, 2012, one-legged an Anonymous Pirate said:
How does a pirate pay for his purchases?
With his credit carrrrrrrrrrrrd!!! But hey, he's a pirate, so he probably STEALS them!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!
From: FROM MY OWN BRAIN, YE MATEYS!!!! ARRRRGH!!!' · Link hearrrre!
On November 14, 2006, land-lubber Tiger Toronto said:
What happened to the pirate after he fell off the boat?
He had a big scarrrrrr!
On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Who are pirate's enemies?
The Arrrrrrrmed Forces!
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On December 7, 2006, one-legged Pirate Pepper said:
How do you spell Pirate?
P.I.ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.A.T.E!
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite party?
MARRRRrrrrdi Gras!
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On September 21, 2006, land-lubber ava said:
How do most pirates die?
1) CAAARRrrrrdiac ARRrrrest 2) HeARRRrrrt cancARRR!!
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