On August 20, 2006, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
What is a pirate's worst nightmare?
His mothArrr...in-law!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Pirates are expected to be on the rise during what event?
ARRRrrrmageddon!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates keep fresh water?
In jaaarrrrrrrrs!
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On May 16, 2008, regular scallywag Pirate Bvizz said:
What is a pirate's favorite NFL team?
The Green Bay Packers because of Brett FaRRRRRRRRRrrrrve!
On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a pirate take for a headache?
Arrrrrr-buprofen!
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On August 4, 2006, one-legged Phil Hurrup said:
Which of the Rolling Stones is a pirate's favorite?
McJaggAAAARRRRRRRR! (Like everyone else...)
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On May 24, 2007, one-legged jeremy said:
What happened to the pirate who fell in love with a girl?
They had an ARRrrrrrr rated affair!
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On September 28, 2006, scurvy knave burnsy said:
Where did the pirate go for a drink?
To the barrrrrrgh!
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On July 8, 2006, salty ol' John Alexander said:
What's a pirate's favorite gun?
Arrrtillary!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the crew dislike the pirate captain?
He was Arrrrrrogant!
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On October 11, 2007, the dreaded nibbers said:
Why do pirates hate playing Golf?
The never know the YARRDage to the hole!!!!
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On June 17, 2007, the dreaded Vern Vartdal said:
Where does a pirate go to find a hamburger?
The golden ARRRRRRches!
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite mythological tale?
Jason and the ARRrrrrrgonauts!
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On January 25, 2006, captain Garhan Attebury said:
Where do pirates save their files?
/vaaaarrrrr!!!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite national monument?
The Gateway ARRRrrrch!
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