On February 23, 2006, barnacle-bitten Anita said:
How do you know if you are a Pirate?
You don't, you just AAARRRRRGH!
From: A land lubbin matey of mine · Link hearrrre!
ARR! Jokes
Showing jokes 31–45 of 698 scurvy jokes.
On June 21, 2007, scurvy knave BrianYeButcher said:
The people that make all of these ARR! jokes should be what?
ARRested!
From: The Questionable Humor Of Others · Link hearrrre!
On March 30, 2012, the scurvy an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a Priate wear in the winter......
His SCAAAAAARF!
From: London. England · Link hearrrre!
On October 10, 2009, scurvy dog Courtland said:
Why don't pirates go to college?
Because they're C students!
From: it's been done · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Where can a pirate with two wooden legs go?
Not very fARRRRR!
From: http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/rate/showjoke.jsp?id=33 · Link hearrrre!
On May 19, 2010, the dreaded Michael Baker said:
Where do pirates sell their old ships?
At the YARRRRRRRRRD SAIL!!!
From: Me own treasure cove · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2007, captain Robert Moore said:
Why don't pirates make good life guards?
They dont know C.P. ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
From: A BARRRRRRR · Link hearrrre!
On August 17, 2007, seven-sea sailin' roxanne said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with his wife?
Arrrgue!
From: meself · Link hearrrre!
On January 14, 2014, the scurvy Mad John Flint said:
Ahoy ye lads and lasses! How do ye compliment a creative pirate?!
Tell them that they be a fine Arrrrrghtist!
From: Full fathom five · Link hearrrre!
On May 31, 2009, one-legged an Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate get an A+ in debate class?
Because he loved to ARRRRRRgue!
From: Me skull! · Link hearrrre!
On August 19, 2011, scurvy dog SHAWN MCBEATH said:
How do pirates communicate with their loved ones while out at sea?
With their SMARRRRRT phone!!
From: MCBEATH OF SCOTLAND · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2013, chumbucket-lickin' De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
Because he wasn't smaRRRRt!!!
From: me noggin · Link hearrrre!
On October 11, 2007, salty ol' Owen said:
What has five eyes, ten ears, and five legs?
Five pirates!
From: My daughter (9 yrs) · Link hearrrre!
On July 30, 2013, salty ol' Nana & GD, crew of the Puddle Pirate said:
If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
A used CARRRR salesman?
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
From: We made it up. · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, one-eyed Ashly Star and Uncle Bear said:
What else is a pirate's favorite hobby?
ARRRRT!!
From: ME AND MY UNCLE · Link hearrrre!