On October 24, 2007, scurvy dog Saucy Sara said:
What did the pirate say to his girlfriend?
Hello DAAAArrrling!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Why can't many people be pirates?
It's HARRRRrrrd work!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Old pirates have a lot of what?
Scarrrrrrs!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates use to defend themselves?
Arrrrrmor!
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's least favorite vacation spot?
The Arrrrrrrrabian Desert!
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On September 18, 2011, land-lubber Ian Miller said:
What is a pirate's favourite kind of chocolate?
Pieces of Aftarrrrrrrrr Eight!
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On July 28, 2006, salty ol' Anthony Huspen said:
What's a pirate's favorite pizza topping?
Pep-ARR-oni!
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On February 28, 2006, the scurvy Brennan Dewey said:
Which type of spanish verbs are the easiest for pirates to conjugate?
A-RRRR verbs.
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On December 16, 2006, salty ol' griffin said:
Where do pirates buy their parrot food?
Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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On March 17, 2008, regular scallywag Jarks said:
What's a pirate's biggest fear?
AAAARRGGHHHachnaphobia!
On August 17, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' cocktails on wednesday said:
What's a pirate's favorite instrument?
His arrrrmpit! (note to pirate: don't use the hook!)
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What are pirates often considered?
Barrrrrrbarrric!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Transformer?
Starrrrrrrscream!
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On September 17, 2007, captain Charles said:
Why did the pirate visit the Sistine Chapel?
To admire the ARRchitecture!
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On March 20, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
AARRRRGGHentina!
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