On March 22, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Bos'n's mate said:
Why do pirates like popsicles?
Arrrrrrtifical flavors!
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On May 14, 2006, scurvy dog Pirate Steve said:
Why did the pirate buy a couch for his ship?
So he could be at his leisAAARRRRR!!
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On June 28, 2006, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does a New York pirate go for picnics?
Central Parrrrrrk!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite sport?
Nascarrrrrrr!
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On September 20, 2006, scurvy knave Lackbeard said:
What's a pirate's favourite type of North African market?
A bazaaarrrrgh!!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate say to his ex-girlfriend?
You broke my hearrrrt!
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On March 20, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates like their hamburgers?
Chaaaarrrrrbroiled.
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On October 17, 2006, barnacle-bitten Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite brand of rum?
BacARRRRRRRdi DARRRRRRRk!
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On September 19, 2012, scurvy knave MK said:
Who is the pirate's favorite Dickens character?
The AAArrrtful Dodger!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of bird?
The CARRRrrdinal!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What is good training for a pirate?
ARRRRrrrmy training!
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On March 5, 2009, the most piratical White Beard said:
What type of stereo speakers is a pirate partial to?
Haaarrrrrrman/Kaaaarrrrrdon!
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On July 26, 2006, scurvy dog Geneva said:
Who is a pirate's favorite World War I figure?
ARRRRRRRchduke Ferdinand!
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On May 15, 2006, captain Pirate Tom said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast cereal?
Lucky Charrrrms!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates wear to keep warm in the winter?
A parrrrrrka!
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