On July 19, 2009, land-lubber Captian Aarrrrron said:
Why did the Pirate get a BUI (Boating While Intoxicated) ????
Because he was drunk leaving the baaarrrrrrr!!!
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On November 22, 2009, the grog-addicted Ashly said:
What's a pirate's least favorite insect egg?
A larrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrva!!!
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On September 19, 2009, the scurvy Dread Pirate Roberts said:
What do you call a person who steals from pirates to give to the rich and poor?
Robin Hook!
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On December 11, 2006, seven-sea sailin' infms said:
What kind of cigarette does a pirate smoke?
MARRRRRRrrrrrrllboro!
On February 6, 2007, the sea-bitten TheNAMMan said:
What's a pirate's favourite compression algorithm?
RAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Why to pirates flee after a raid?
To avoid being arrrrrrrested!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What type of pollution most concerns pirates?
Carrrrrrbon monoxide!
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What kind of ships do pirates like to raid?
Barrrrrrages!
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On September 8, 2007, salty ol' evan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite singer?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRetha Franklin!
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On April 28, 2006, captain starr said:
Who's a pirate's favorite guitar player?
CARRRlos Santana!
On July 12, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Mark Dawson said:
Why do pirates prefer to sail?
Because they can't drive CARRRRRRRs!
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On September 12, 2007, the scurvy John-Peter said:
A pirate was on Wheel of Fortune, and it was his turn. The pirate said...
We'll try for an ARRRRHH!!
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On March 13, 2009, the scurvy Martini Bob said:
Why was the pirate's paperwork all in duplicate?
He was found of CAARRrrbon copies!!!
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On May 24, 2007, land-lubber Myke said:
What did the Canadian Pirate name his son?
Aaron. There's 2 "Eh"s and an "ARRR!!"
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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates keep in shape?
They use BAARRrrrggggh-bells!
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