On March 20, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates navigate their ships?
With the staaaaaarrrrrs.
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On March 19, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's second-choice job?
An arrrrrrchitect!
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On June 8, 2009, the grog-addicted ms. springaaarrrrrrrrrr(aka)brilly said:
What is a pirate's favorite tv show?
Chaarrrrrrrrles in Chaaarrrrrrrrrrrge!!
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On April 18, 2007, regular scallywag Paige Swaim said:
Why is Bill Clinton a pirate's favorite president?
He's from Aaaarrrrkansas!
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On March 20, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
What size mug of whiskey does a pirate order?
LaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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On July 14, 2006, the sea-bitten Christopher said:
What happens when a pirate picks his scabs?
He gets a scaaahhhrr!!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates hate doing?
YARRRRRrrrdwork!
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On September 24, 2007, captain Captain Frank-N-Spank & Tarsha said:
What does a pirate have after he works out at the gym?
Stanky ARRRRrrrrm-pits!
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On July 26, 2006, the most piratical Nick said:
Why do pirates like communists?
Because of the U.S.S.AARRRRRRRRR!
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On November 22, 2009, regular scallywag Da King said:
What protects a pirate from cannon fire?
His shield and ARRRRRMOR!!
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On August 21, 2006, scurvy knave an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate keep his money in?
A JARRRRrrrggh!
On September 16, 2005, barnacle-bitten June Zmolek said:
What comic strip in the Sunday funnies do pirates like ?
AAArrrchie
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On September 17, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' Charles said:
What does a pirate do when he's sued?
Go for ARRbitration!
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On September 17, 2007, the most piratical Charles said:
What do pirate kids in pirate school do that makes the class burst out laughing?
ARRmpit FARRRts!
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On October 26, 2006, scurvy knave Ann said:
What did the young pirate say when told that he wasn't allowed to cuss?
Daaarrrrn!
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