On September 19, 2006, the dreaded The saucy wench Romany said:
What does a pirate say after they've been wounded in battle?
That's gonna scAAAAARRR!!
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On January 8, 2009, chumbucket-lickin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite section of the newspaper?
LettARRs to the EditARRR!
On September 27, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Haley Smith said:
What does a pirate call an open door?
Ajarrrrrrrrr!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
Where do pirates keep their weapons?
In an arrrrrrsenal!
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On May 11, 2006, the dreaded Captain Karikas said:
Why couldn't the pirate park in the parking lot?
There were too many cARRRs!
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On September 10, 2008, salty ol' Rich Schonthal said:
What's a pirate's favorite TV show?
Real Time with Bill Mahrrrrrrrrrr!!
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What are pirate afraid of?
Sharrrrrrrks!
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On November 14, 2006, the sea-bitten Flip Zigger said:
Why didn't the pirate eat the cake?
It had too many CARRRRRRRRRRbs!
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On September 19, 2006, salty ol' James said:
How do pirates like their meat?
ChAARRRRRRrrred!
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On June 20, 2007, land-lubber Sam said:
What was the pirate philosopher named?
ARRRR-chimedes!
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On September 18, 2006, the most piratical Daniel said:
What's a pirate's favorite Bruce Willis movie?
Arrrrrrrrrmageddon!!!
On October 28, 2006, barnacle-bitten rikki said:
What is a pirate's favourite monkey?
An ARRRRrrrrrr-angutan!
On March 13, 2009, the grog-addicted Martini Bob said:
Who is the most popular late night show host among pirates?
Johnny CARRRrrson!!
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On September 7, 2006, land-lubber Patrick said:
What be a pirate's least favorite colour?
MARRRRRRRROON!
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On May 17, 2007, captain Ann said:
What's a pirate's favourite ancient Greek civilization?
Spaaarrrta!
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