On June 3, 2006, the sea-bitten Me name be Bonnie from Beaufarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt near the Arrrrrrrrrch said:
Why did the two pirate captains have a fight?
Because they're ARRRrrrch enemies!
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On December 23, 2008, the scurvy Toby said:
What type of vehicle do pirates use to transport goods whilst on land?
An Arrrrrrrrrrticulated Lorry!
On August 24, 2007, seven-sea sailin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHT-wheel!
On July 13, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Ross Ibrossco@hotmail.com said:
Did hear about the Pirate that went to University?
Yep, he was studying Arghhhh-chitecture!
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On December 18, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite US President?
Jimmy CARRRrrrrrter
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On July 9, 2006, barnacle-bitten Simon said:
What do pirates do after the sun goes down?
They PAARRRRrrrrty!
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On September 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
ARRRRRRRRGGGHH!!
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On September 26, 2008, barnacle-bitten Tessy said:
Why didn't the nerdy pirate come to dinner?
He was leveling up his AAAARRRcane mage!!
From: My ingenios pirotic mind · Link hearrrre!
On June 28, 2007, barnacle-bitten Hunter said:
What do pirates like for Christmas?
Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds!
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On September 19, 2005, regular scallywag June Zmolek said:
Why did the pirate get a divorce?
They kept havin' Arrrguments!
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On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates like their ham?
Carrrrrrved!
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On September 26, 2008, land-lubber Tessy said:
What do you call a Saudi-Arabian pirate commander?
CZAAAAARRRR!!!
From: My ingenios pirotic mind · Link hearrrre!
On July 20, 2006, land-lubber Mark said:
What is a pirate's favorite Toyota?
The YARRRRRRRrrrrrris!
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On July 18, 2006, captain Captain FeatherSword said:
How do pirates ship their treasure down a river?
They use a BARRRrrrge!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite planet?
Marrrrrs!
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