On May 18, 2009, salty ol' ARRRRRRen said:
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
The ARRRRRmy National GuARRRRRd!!
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On August 20, 2006, captain Shane said:
How does a pirate go up three floors?
In an elevatARRRRRrrrgghh!!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite section of the newspaper?
The CARRRrrtoons!
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On March 12, 2006, barnacle-bitten Trevor said:
Who's a pirate's favorite golfer?
TiGARRR! Why? Because he is always under pARRR!!
On March 26, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the Pirate get for Christmas?
A p-arrrrrrrrrrrrtridge in a pear tree!
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On March 19, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
After a pirate's parrot dies, what does he do with it?
He BAAAAAAAAAAAARGH-B-Cues it.
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On September 12, 2008, scurvy dog Benni hanna said:
What do pirates drive when they go to port?
A cARRRRRRR!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates navigate their ships?
They observe the starrrrrrrs!
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On May 16, 2006, salty ol' relientkbluchic said:
What is a pirate's least favorite veggie?
Arrrrtichoke!!!
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On November 8, 2006, scurvy knave Doug Price said:
What is a pirate's favorite hobby?
GARRRRdening!
On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
When do pirates prefer to attack?
In the darrrrrrk!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite game?
Darrrrrts!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates get on their pizzas?
Arrrrrrtichokes!
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On September 19, 2008, seven-sea sailin' evadarrh said:
What principle of physics does a pyrate keep in mind while transferring the ill gotten gains from the plundered ship to his own?
Arrrrrrchimedes principle!
(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
(You should have learned this in your 7th grade physical science class.)
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On March 19, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do nerd pirates do in high school?
They run the video projectaaaaaaaaar.
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