On May 16, 2006, land-lubber Patrick RRRRYYan said:
What is a pirate's favorite name for his kid?
Carrrrrrrll!
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On July 2, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Captin Fry Inpan said:
What is a pirates favorite party video game?
D-D-Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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On September 19, 2006, scurvy dog Cap'n ARRRRT said:
What animal do Australian pirates have as a mascot?
KangARRRRRrrrrooo!
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On August 24, 2007, scurvy dog Lorraine said:
Why couldn't the pirate make the gymnastics team?
Because he couldn't do a CAAAAAAARRRGGGHTwheel!
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On June 6, 2012, one-legged an Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite color???
ARRtichoke white!!!
On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate call safety?
He farrrrrrrted.
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On November 7, 2009, scurvy knave lambster said:
What's a pirate's least favorite part of marching band?
Color guARRRRdd!!
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On September 25, 2006, captain Kerens said:
What do pirate captains do with their old log books?
They ARRRRRRRRRchive them!
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On February 24, 2006, the most piratical Brennan Dewey said:
What is a pirate's favorite Star Trek character?
Tasha Yarrrr!
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On May 11, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Captain Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favourite appliance?
The toastARRRRrrrrggghh!
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On December 18, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite jungle hero?
TARRRRRrrzan!
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On December 23, 2008, land-lubber robby said:
Where do Pirates do their banking?
Wells Farrrrrgo!
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On September 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Who's a pirate's favorite designer?
ARRRrrrr-mani!
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On May 7, 2007, chumbucket-lickin' brad said:
Who is a pirate's favorite band?
GWARRRRRRR!!
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On May 14, 2006, scurvy knave Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's least favourite drink?
VinegAAARRRRRR!
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