On January 30, 2007, barnacle-bitten Capt Pam said:
What sound did the pirate make when he sneezed?
Arrrrchoo!
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On November 9, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Adam said:
If some pirates are ARRrtists and the second choice is ARRrchitecture.
Where do drop-out pirates work?
Where do drop-out pirates work?
ARRrbys's !!!
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On October 13, 2006, the scurvy Bruin said:
Why do pirates revere the Three Wise Men?
Because they came from afAAAAAAAAAR!
From: Me · Link hearrrre!
On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates keep track of the passage of time?
With a calendARRRrrrrgghh!
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On August 8, 2007, the most piratical Sharktooth Angie and Pirate Azreal the off white said:
How do you know a true pirate?
We've got scaaARRRGHHs!!!!!
From: The heAARRT. · Link hearrrre!
On November 14, 2006, one-legged JAC said:
What's a pirate's favorite fruit/color?
An Arrrrange!
From: me mind · Link hearrrre!
On November 8, 2006, barnacle-bitten Flip Zigger said:
What's a pirate's favorite book?
HARRRRRRRRRRy Potter!
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On March 12, 2007, one-legged Cptn Stu said:
3 pirates walk into a bar...
Ouch! Ouch! ARR!
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On September 21, 2006, the most piratical ava said:
What did the pirate get when he cut himself in a battle?
A SCAAAAARRRrrrrr!
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On November 22, 2009, scurvy knave Ashly said:
What did the pirate say to the little girl?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrren't you an ugly little thing??!!!!
From: My aunt and uncle and l made it up!! · Link hearrrre!
On July 31, 2006, one-eyed Michael said:
What does a pirate put under his username?
An AVATAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
From: Me · Link hearrrre!
On May 11, 2006, land-lubber Captain Karikas said:
Why did the pirate fail the test?
It was too harrrrrrrrrrd!
From: http://pirates.extrabigfoot.com/arrr.php · Link hearrrre!
On March 11, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Will said:
What food group does a pirate leave out when he is on a diet?
CaRRRRRRRbs!
From: The Sea · Link hearrrre!
On September 2, 2011, regular scallywag Chrissie said:
Which Disney movie do pirates love the most?
The ARRRRistoCats!
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On September 30, 2007, one-eyed LARRRRRRs said:
How do pirates like their math homework?
hARRRRRd!
From: mARRRRs · Link hearrrre!