On February 22, 2007, one-eyed Phil Brooks said:
Who is a pirate's least favorite Star Wars character?
JARRRR-JARRRR!
From: I made it up · Link hearrrre!
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On June 13, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Elise Ali said:
What is a pirate's favorite animal?
An AAAAAArrrdvark!!!
From: my brain · Link hearrrre!
On April 22, 2009, one-eyed Jon White said:
What do pirates wear when going out to a posh restaurant?
An ARRRRRRRmani suit!!
From: My mind · Link hearrrre!
On September 7, 2007, one-eyed George said:
What do you call an insane pirate?
BizzARRRRRRRRE!!!
From: my mind (I made it up) · Link hearrrre!
On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
Where did the pirate keep his boat?
In the HARRRrrrrbor!
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On April 26, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' a pirate said:
How does a pirate poison another pirate?
With AARRRRRrrrrsenic!
From: my self · Link hearrrre!
On April 11, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the pirate say on party invitations?
ARRRRrrrrggghhh.S.V.P.
From: Michael Karikas · Link hearrrre!
On December 1, 2006, scurvy knave Flip Wigger said:
How does a pirate say 'excuse me'?
PARRRRRRRRRRRRdon!
From: Captain Terry · Link hearrrre!
On November 6, 2006, regular scallywag Aaron said:
Where did the space pirate fight at?
The Death Starrrrrrrrgghh!
From: YO-HOs-BIG · Link hearrrre!
On February 19, 2008, land-lubber Shady Seide Cockswallow, a swashbuckling wench of New Orleans said:
What is a pirate's favorite radio program?
NParrrrgh... National Pirate Radio!
From: me · Link hearrrre!
On January 20, 2007, captain Phil Pham said:
Why do pirates hate people from Boston?
Because they can't pronounce their ARRRGHHHHS!
From: philhuypham@hotmail.com · Link hearrrre!
On July 22, 2006, scurvy dog moxley said:
Why do pirates stink?
Because of their ARRRRrrrm pits!
From: my brain · Link hearrrre!
On November 4, 2006, the most piratical Connarrrrrrr! said:
What did the pirate say to his llama?
Tina! You fat larrrrrd! Come get some dinner!
From: Napoleon Dynamite [I made the joke myself though] · Link hearrrre!
On November 8, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Captain Bub Harrrley said:
What is a pirate's favorite motorcycle?
A HARRRRrrrley Davidson!
From: Pomona California · Link hearrrre!
On October 24, 2007, scurvy knave Saucy Sara said:
Who did the pirate have a crush on?
CindAAARRella!