On September 18, 2013, scurvy knave Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
From: My niece, at age 9 · Link hearrrre!
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On September 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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On September 17, 2015, the scurvy Sonny A. said:
What does a pirate do when he's too wasted to get back to his ship?
He uses his ayePhone to call Uberrrrr.
From: Half original/ half I looted from other pirates · Link hearrrre!
On January 5, 2015, the scurvy j said:
What does a pirate drink rum from?
A mason jarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
From: From my brain ye bilge rat!!! YARRRRRRR!!! · Link hearrrre!
On November 22, 2014, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on The Price is Right?
A new CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
From: My brain. · Link hearrrre!
On September 22, 2006, land-lubber owen said:
What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?
A pirate falling down the stairs!
From: one of the best, most tolerant teaching assistants ever · Link hearrrre!
On July 13, 2011, barnacle-bitten Corey said:
How long is a pirate's plank?
A YARRRd!!!
From: New HampshARRRR · Link hearrrre!
On May 6, 2010, captain Alex G said:
How does a pirate do calculus?
By taking a derivative with respect to Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
From: I was sitting in advanced engineering mathematics and it came to me. · Link hearrrre!
On September 9, 2010, seven-sea sailin' Pirate lass Laura said:
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Aye. Ye might say aarrrrgon, but no, it's the element of surprise!
From: Kevin Keel-haul-em-all Beals · Link hearrrre!
On March 11, 2006, scurvy dog pirate no beard said:
Why are pirates, pirates?
They just ARRRRRRRRR!
From: me · Link hearrrre!
On September 10, 2011, the scurvy Debi Jordan said:
What kind of flowers do you get a Pirate who cannot remember how to tie a rope?
Forget-Me-Knots....ARRRRR!
From: Debi Jordanm · Link hearrrre!
On February 3, 2011, salty ol' Canoedad said:
How do pirates pay for a round o' rum down at the pub?
With Bar-Nickels!
From: Me own scurvy brain! · Link hearrrre!
On September 24, 2014, the scurvy Cap'n Rumbeard said:
Did ye hear they just discovered a sunken pirate ship?
It's an important maritime AAARRRR-tifact!
From: Me own pirate head · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH! And you know why? Because of all the booty!
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On March 22, 2010, land-lubber Scott Triplett said:
What do you call a gassy pirate??
Farrrrrrrty!
From: me noggin · Link hearrrre!