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On December 18, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:

Why do pirates love Captain Crunch?
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:

What is the lamest pirate hobby?
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On September 28, 2008, regular scallywag Dread Pirate Christie said:

What's a pirate's favorite celestial event?
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From: My arrrrrrrse · Link hearrrre!

On July 14, 2006, the scurvy Christopher said:

Where does a pirate go after a hard day of pirating?
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From: my head · Link hearrrre!

On October 31, 2006, land-lubber Wiggy said:

Why do pirates like treasure?
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From: My sick, twisted pirate mind! · Link hearrrre!

On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

Who helps pirates build their ships?
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On November 28, 2006, one-legged Miss Megan the Wench said:

What does a pirate make his sweaters with?
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From: Below Decks · Link hearrrre!

On March 3, 2007, salty ol' Stuarrrrrt Hoyle said:

What is a pirate's favourite herb?
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From: Made it up · Link hearrrre!

On May 9, 2007, regular scallywag Nicholus Morrow said:

Who does a pirate hate to see coming over the horizon?
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On April 26, 2011, chumbucket-lickin' sherry houle said:

What did the pirate say about his own joke?
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On March 1, 2007, one-legged Aidan said:

What is a pirate's favourite sweet?
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From: Aidan's brain · Link hearrrre!

On June 12, 2006, scurvy knave Terri said:

What did the pirate want to be when he grew up?
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From: Me head · Link hearrrre!

On September 23, 2008, seven-sea sailin' causaubon said:

What kind of women do pirates prefer?
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From: me brain · Link hearrrre!

On September 10, 2007, the most piratical Fracas said:

What do you call a pirate actor who is very popular?
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From: Me noggin · Link hearrrre!

On September 17, 2007, salty ol' Charles said:

Being the son of God, Jesus obviously couldn't grow up to be a pirate, so what did he decide to be?
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