On May 7, 2007, barnacle-bitten brad said:
what does a pirate say when he runs into an ex-girlfriend?
AkwARRRrrrrrd!
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On March 7, 2007, the grog-addicted Shibe said:
Where does a pirate put his trash?
In the GARRRRRbage!!!
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On December 18, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
When they don't have weapons, what do pirates use?
KARRRRrrate!
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On June 15, 2007, the most piratical Jake said:
What's the name of a Russian pirate captain?
The CZARRRRRR!
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On July 26, 2006, one-legged Legions of Saiyan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Beatle?
Ringo StAARRRRRR!
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On March 20, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates do for fun?
They play caaaarrrrds.
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On May 14, 2006, salty ol' Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's favourite weapon?
A daggAAARRRRRR!!
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On December 12, 2005, land-lubber Big Papa Pimpin said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of pie?
Rubarrrrrrghb!
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On August 14, 2009, the most piratical romeyus said:
What is a pirate's favorite way to fly?
A helicoptAAARRR!!
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On January 30, 2009, chumbucket-lickin' brainbox said:
What do pirates like to hunt?
Jaguarrrrrs!
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On September 14, 2006, the most piratical Lass Al said:
What did the pirate say to his friend when he farted?
Well blow me down!
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On May 14, 2006, barnacle-bitten Pirate Steve said:
What animal ate the pirate's hand?
An aligatARRRRR!
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On August 15, 2006, the scurvy an Anonymous Pirate said:
What do pirates like on their toast?
Orange M-ARRRR-malade!
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On May 5, 2006, barnacle-bitten Eric said:
What does a pirate put on his fish?
TaarrrrrrrTaaarrrrrrrrrr sauce!
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On December 16, 2006, scurvy knave Morganti said:
What's a pirate's favourite cheese?
Cheddaaaaarrrrrrrrr!
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