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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:

Pirates hate to crash their ship, but what do they love to crash?
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On March 29, 2009, land-lubber Iron Tom Vaine said:

What do you get when you cross an emergency department doctor and a pirate?
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On June 14, 2006, one-legged William said:

Whats do get when you put a pirate and a Ninja together?
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On June 10, 2009, the sea-bitten i dont no said:

What are a pirate's favorite shoes?
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From: my mom · Link hearrrre!

On December 1, 2008, salty ol' First Mate Purcell said:

What did the pirate say when he stubbed his toe?
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From: My friend Har V D · Link hearrrre!

On December 15, 2008, captain yarrrrrrrr mom said:

What did the pirate throw at George W. Bush?
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From: a drunk night at the barrrrrrrr · Link hearrrre!

On July 13, 2006, the most piratical Gammy Legged Phillip said:

What did the pirate do when he brushed his teeth?
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On March 26, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:

What’s a Pirate’s favorite holiday?
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From: http://www.xtra-rant.com/2001/12/29/209/ · Link hearrrre!

On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:

What do you call old pirate weapons?
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On December 16, 2006, the dreaded fletch said:

Where do pirates work when they retire?
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On September 19, 2008, the dreaded evadarrh said:

What sort of camping equipment would a pyrate steal?
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From: me cranium... · Link hearrrre!

On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite field sport?
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On March 14, 2007, the dreaded an Anonymous Pirate said:

What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
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On September 12, 2009, land-lubber Cap said:

Why wouldn't the pirate eat any beans?
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On August 30, 2009, the dreaded Elizabeth Holcombe said:

What does a surfer pirate say?
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