On November 1, 2009, scurvy dog hunter said:
What do little pirates want to be when they get older?
A CARRRRrrrrrrrgh salesman!!
From: my dad · Link hearrrre!
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On September 17, 2007, scurvy dog Charles said:
What do you call a pirate who can't move his arms or his legs?
PARRalyzed!
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On March 20, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Where does a pirate go to drink?
A baaaaarrrr.
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On March 8, 2007, the dreaded James said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of humor?
Sarrrrrrrr-casm!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates conserve energy?
They carrrrrrrpool!
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On June 20, 2006, one-legged Valarie said:
What does pirate's dog say?
Aaaarrrrrf!
From: Louisville, KY · Link hearrrre!
On June 9, 2006, one-eyed thingythekid said:
What's a tongue-tied Pirate called?
InARRticulate!
On August 19, 2011, seven-sea sailin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
What do Pirates order from at a restaurant?
The al a CARRRT menu!
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On September 24, 2007, one-legged Captain Frank-N-Spank! said:
How did the pirate find out that his matey was dead?
The Aaarrrrrr-bituary!!!
From: Non Existant Sea of AZ! · Link hearrrre!
On March 26, 2006, scurvy knave The dread pirates Jason and Katy said:
What is a pirate's favorite place to shop?
Tarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrget!! Why? Because of all the barrrrrrrgains!
From: Jason and Katy pirate original · Link hearrrre!
On April 21, 2010, seven-sea sailin' an Anonymous Pirate said:
Twittaaaaaaaarrr.....
that's it.
On October 13, 2006, one-legged Bruin said:
What is a pirate's favorite American president?
F. D. ARRRRRRRR!
From: Me, ye lubbers! · Link hearrrre!
On May 11, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Ethan Mcfarland said:
Why do pirates smell so bad?
Because of their ARRRRmpits!
From: Ethan McFarland · Link hearrrre!
On October 28, 2006, the dreaded Justin Taylor Landis said:
What does a pirate's dog say?
Arrrrrrrrf!!
From: Me Pops · Link hearrrre!
On March 21, 2007, scurvy dog mARRrrtin Luther King said:
What do pirates do when they have gas?
They fARRrrrrt!
From: me sick imagination! · Link hearrrre!