On September 22, 2008, salty ol' liam said:
What does a pirate say when he falls of a building?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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On December 12, 2005, the sea-bitten Big Papa Pimpin said:
Why can't pirates play golf?
They can't make PARRrrrrrgh!!!
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On July 29, 2008, one-legged Mitch Pinkerton said:
What did the pirate captain call his collection of ship's logs from plundered vessels?
His ARRRRCHIVES!
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On August 18, 2007, the scurvy Claire said:
What do pirates like to do in their spare time?
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrt!!!
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On December 18, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite comic strip?
GARRRrrrfield!
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On September 8, 2006, salty ol' Karl said:
Where do Soviet pirates come from?
The U.S.S.AAAAARRRRRRrrrgh!!
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On December 18, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite Nirvana song?
Come as you ARRRRrrrggghhh!
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On March 26, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
What did the Pirate who injured his knee get?
Arrrrrrrrthroscopic surgery!
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On March 16, 2010, regular scallywag Daaaaarrrra (Dara) said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite Bar Drink?
A Maaaarrrrtini!
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On June 2, 2011, scurvy dog timthedrummer said:
What does a pirate wear in the winter time?
A PARRRRRKA!!
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On May 8, 2006, one-eyed Pirate Steve said:
What's a pirate's favourite instrument?
The guitarrrrrrr!
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On August 15, 2007, regular scallywag rob said:
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
What we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?
We give 'im Alka SeltzARRRR!
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On December 18, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
What do you call a group of pirate ships?
An Arrrrrmada!
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On March 19, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
Arrrrgyle.
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On August 24, 2012, the dreaded SkerinD said:
What's a pirate's favorite Grateful Dead song?
You'd think it'd be "Ship of fools," but its actually "Dark STARRRRRRRR!!"
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