On May 13, 2006, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
Did you hear about the stupid pirate?
Yeah, what a ret-AAAARRRRR-d!
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On February 28, 2006, the grog-addicted Brennan Dewey said:
What was the Scottish pirate's favorite folk song?
Whiskey in the Jarrr!!!
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On July 16, 2006, scurvy knave Michael Capitano said:
Where did the Pirate learn to draw his sword?
At the ARRRRT Institute!
From: Orcas Island · Link hearrrre!
On February 26, 2008, chumbucket-lickin' smarty pants said:
What disease is a pirate most afraid of?
ARRRrrrrthritis!
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On May 11, 2006, scurvy knave John Brian Losh said:
What did the pirate do when he drank too much?
He barrrrrrrrrrrfed!
On September 19, 2005, the most piratical Cap'n Karikas said:
How do you know Noah was a pirate?
He built an ARRRRrrgggghhk!
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On March 19, 2014, scurvy dog an Anonymous Pirate said:
What be a pirate's favorite Looney Tunes character?
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvin the Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtian!!!
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On July 26, 2006, one-eyed Geneva said:
Why do old pirates need hooks?
Because they get ARRRRRRR-thritis!
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On September 17, 2007, land-lubber Charles said:
Where does a pirate go to look for long-forgotten books?
The ARRchives!
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On October 31, 2007, the most piratical Svend Bramer said:
How did the pirate measure his ship?
He used a YAARRRdstick!
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On September 7, 2006, the most piratical Potty the Pirate said:
What do girl pirates get for Christmas?
Baaaaarbie!
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On November 30, 2009, land-lubber jake said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
Yarrrrdwork!
On June 29, 2006, scurvy knave John Michoian said:
What does a pirate smoke?
A cigaaaarrrrrr!
From: Watervliet, NY · Link hearrrre!
On September 12, 2009, the dreaded Cap said:
What's a pirate's girlfriends name ?
Carrrrrrrrrmen!
From: South Shore Marina · Link hearrrre!
On February 4, 2009, the scurvy Antoine said:
Where do pirates go to have fun?
To the CARRRRRRRNIVAL!!!
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