On September 19, 2006, one-legged John said:
What's a pirate's favorite television show?
E. AAARRRR!
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On September 17, 2007, one-eyed Charles said:
What's a pirate philosopher's dictum?
Cogito, ARRGO sum.
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On June 16, 2006, land-lubber John Christensen said:
What is a Pirate's favorite movie series?
STARRRRRR WARRRRRRS!
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On November 22, 2009, the scurvy Dawson said:
What did the pirate say when someone tried to steal his turkey?
No matey, that's ARRRR turkey!!!
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On April 10, 2011, regular scallywag Wayne said:
What is a Pirate's favorite former nation?
The U-S-S-AAAAAAAAAAAAR!
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On October 7, 2007, the sea-bitten Alex H said:
What does a pirate always fail during a driving test?
pAAAAAAARRallel pAAAAAAAAAARRRking!
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On March 24, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What does it mean when a pirate coughs?
He's got sarrrrrrrrrrrrs.
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On April 5, 2006, the most piratical Tracy said:
What's a pirate's favorite coffee spot?
Starrrrrrrbucks
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On December 19, 2006, captain Flip Zigger said:
What is a pirate's favorite army?
The SpARRRRRRRRRRRRtans!
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On September 22, 2006, the sea-bitten an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates keep their jam?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrggh!!!!!!!
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On September 19, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:
What's a pirate's favorite gas?
Arrrrrrrgon!
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On September 9, 2008, land-lubber DAVEY said:
Did you hear about the pirate with a stomach problem?
He was suffering from diARRRRRrrrrrrhhearhh!!
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On December 18, 2005, land-lubber Cap'n Karikas said:
How do pirates measure the size of their ship?
In yaaarrrrds!
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On November 17, 2011, the most piratical Captain Frankie B Willickers said:
Who be a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
Rosa PARRRRRRRks!!
On July 12, 2006, the most piratical Jolly Rodger Josie said:
What does a pirate knit with?
YARRRn!
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