On August 23, 2006, captain Amanda said:
Why do pirates like Harry Potter?
Because he has a scARRRR!!
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On August 21, 2007, the most piratical drew and paul said:
How did the pirate make a little extra booty?
He had a YARRRRRd sale!
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On September 19, 2011, the most piratical Lizzy G. said:
What does a pirate order in a fancy restaurant?
The tuna tartaarrrrr!!
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On March 26, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate get fired by his boss?
They got into an ARR-gument!
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On July 3, 2007, scurvy knave Kalli said:
What's a pirate's favorite car?
A FerrARRRRRRRRRRRi!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite candy?
Starrrrrrrburst!
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On September 19, 2006, the grog-addicted Justin said:
Why don't pirates ever buy houses?
Because they hate YARRRRRRRdwork!
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On March 25, 2010, the dreaded Cap'n Quinn said:
Where does a pirate go to sign up for his college courses in scallywaggery?
The registraRRRRRRRRGH!
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On March 24, 2008, the dreaded 99 Bottles of Beard said:
Why don't pirates go to the moon?
Because it's too FAAARRRRR!!!
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On August 6, 2006, the dreaded Black Djonn said:
What be a pirate's favorite kind of humour?
Sarrrrrrrcasm!!!
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On December 18, 2005, the grog-addicted Cap'n Karikas said:
What do pirates like to eat?
Barrrrbeque!
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On September 19, 2008, the scurvy Drew Baldwin said:
What do pirates put on toast?
Marrrrmalade!!!
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On May 1, 2006, the sea-bitten Rob S. said:
What's a pirate's favorite pickup line?
AAAAArrrrrr ya free Saturday night?
On July 16, 2010, barnacle-bitten Ailysch said:
What's a pirate's favorite airport?
La Guarrrrdia!
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On March 19, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
Who was the pirate's favorite basketball player?
Kareem Abdul JabAARRRGGGHHH!!!
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