On April 24, 2012, land-lubber Richie said:
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
Their ships are always on the "C"s!
From: A brain in a Jarrrrr. · Link hearrrre!
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On December 23, 2008, the sea-bitten robby said:
What did the 86 year old Pirate get for his birthday?
Arrrrrthitis!
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On November 18, 2009, seven-sea sailin' James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite golf shot?
The Hook! Right into the water.
From: Made it all up... · Link hearrrre!
On October 11, 2007, salty ol' Owen said:
What has five eyes, ten ears, and five legs?
Five pirates!
From: My daughter (9 yrs) · Link hearrrre!
On July 30, 2013, salty ol' Nana & GD, crew of the Puddle Pirate said:
If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
A used CARRRR salesman?
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
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On May 31, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Two pirate ships were crossing the ocean, one with a booty of red paint and one with a blue paint. What happened when the ships collided?
They were marooned!
From: The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists: A Novel by Gideon Defoe · Link hearrrre!
On December 28, 2010, one-eyed Ashly Star and Uncle Bear said:
What else is a pirate's favorite hobby?
ARRRRT!!
From: ME AND MY UNCLE · Link hearrrre!
On March 20, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:
Why did the pirate go on vacation?
He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
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On February 15, 2007, the most piratical Johnny S said:
What did the doctor say to the pirate?
Open up and say "Arrrrr!!"
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On March 24, 2005, chumbucket-lickin' Cap'n Karikas said:
I don't know if you guys have heard about this new Pirate corn they've got now.
I guess it's going to be like a buck an ear.
From: http://www.penny-arcade.com/news.php3?date=2003-1-13 · Link hearrrre!
On September 14, 2014, land-lubber Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to find out what month it is?
His calendARRRRRRRRRRR!!! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day ON SEPTEMBER 19TH MATEYS!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
From: FROM THE TOP OF ME HEAD YE LANDLUBBERS!!! ARRRRRR!!! · Link hearrrre!
On March 30, 2007, the scurvy Kaptain Kross said:
So this pirate walks into a bar and sits next to a drunken wench.
The wench looks him over and says, "Nice pirate outfit. Where'd you get your earrings?"
The pirate says, "Arr, I bought one from the dollar store on the other side of town and I got the other from the dollar store across the street."
So the wench exclaims, "Wow! Not bad for a buck-an-ear!"
The wench looks him over and says, "Nice pirate outfit. Where'd you get your earrings?"
The pirate says, "Arr, I bought one from the dollar store on the other side of town and I got the other from the dollar store across the street."
So the wench exclaims, "Wow! Not bad for a buck-an-ear!"
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On April 21, 2009, the most piratical Buck said:
Why don't pirates eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Because they can't open the JAAAAAARGH!!!
On July 1, 2015, land-lubber scurvy dog said:
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
Because he's only got one eye.
On September 20, 2007, scurvy dog Matt Sprinkle said:
What do you call a pirate who can't conduct a good raid?
The pillage idiot. Har!
From: I made it up yesterday at a pirate party, but maybe someone else has already done it. It is kind of obvious. In fact maybe it's more of a viking joke now that I think about it... · Link hearrrre!