On May 19, 2010, the dreaded Michael Baker said:
Where do pirates sell their old ships?
At the YARRRRRRRRRD SAIL!!!
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On May 21, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Kasey said:
What does a pirate with heartburn say?
Arrrr, me hearty!
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On September 19, 2007, captain Robert Moore said:
Why don't pirates make good life guards?
They dont know C.P. ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
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On October 2, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Bruin said:
How many pirates does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change the light bulb, and two to resuscitate the forth pirate who got his hook caught in the socket!
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On June 18, 2007, scurvy knave Steph said:
What's funny about a black pirate?
Nothing, ye scurvy racist!
On September 15, 2007, the scurvy Marc Whitcombe said:
Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?
Because booty is only shin deep!
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On April 5, 2010, scurvy knave Redbeard said:
What be having 8 eyes and 8 legs?
I say nay, it not be a spider... but it be eight pirates! Aarrr!!!!
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On May 4, 2014, barnacle-bitten CaptFunBad said:
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball!
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On September 18, 2015, the sea-bitten Crafted by Will, posted by Drew said:
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
Harrrr-mony!
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On June 23, 2009, the sea-bitten an Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate call his friends in the military?
"Arrrrrrrr me" maties!!!
On September 22, 2011, the grog-addicted Mark T Verbon said:
Why don't Pirates use the metric system?
Because they like to say YARRRRRRRRRD!
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On March 15, 2006, one-legged Cap'n Karikas (Danise in Florida) said:
A pirate captain walks into a bar with his first mate and they sit down at the bar. Now, the pirate captain has been a little down on his luck in the world of women, know what I mean? His first mate notices some lovely piratical wenches across the bar.
"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"
The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"
"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."
Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.
"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!
"Arr, cap'n, you should go o'er thar and talk to her, ask her to dance, aye?"
The captain replied "Arrrr, but what about me one eye? What if she makes fun of it?"
"Don't worry cap'n," said the first mate. "She only has one leg! She won't say anything with that one peg leg."
Convinced, the captain went over and immediately impressed the lady as pirates will do. He asked her if she'd like to dance.
"Would EYE, Would EYE!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah? Well... Peg Leg! Peg Leg!" replied the insulted captain!
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On March 20, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:
What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him?
His booty!
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On August 17, 2007, seven-sea sailin' roxanne said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with his wife?
Arrrgue!
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On April 28, 2006, one-legged DA Kommisssar said:
What do you call a good looking pirate girl?
Aye Candy!
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