On May 21, 2007, scurvy dog Punjabi Pride ! Jai Hin! said:
What do Punbabi pirates call one another?
YAAAAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!
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On July 23, 2006, barnacle-bitten Gillian A. said:
Why did the pirate wave the Jolly Roger at church?
Because he was a Chaaaaaarismatic Christian!
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On September 18, 2007, the dreaded olivia said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do to people?
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgery!
On July 27, 2006, regular scallywag Ashleh Wicks said:
Why did the pirate lose his business?
Because of his CAARRRRRRRRRRbon emissions!
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On May 14, 2006, one-legged Pirate Steve said:
What did the pirate move in when he was a baby?
A pre-ambulatAAARRRRRR!
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On March 20, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's favorite television show?
The ARRRsenio Hall Show!
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On December 17, 2006, the most piratical beardymcbeardbeard said:
There once was a pirate captain, he lorded over the seas. There were none as brave as this pirate captain. One day as the sun was just peeping over the horizon, a crew member awoke to see that there was a ship heading toward their own precious vessel- their own precious vessel that was the home to countless priceless genuine artifacts.
As soon as he spied this unfriendly colony sailing toward his own precious ship, the crewman ran {as fast as he could with only one leg} to his beloved captains quarters crieing out cries of "Captain! captain! Oh one who lords so lordly over the seas, there is a ship nearing these waters! I dont think it wise to remain in slumber whilst such a danger is advancing upon us!"
The captain, tired from a long night partying the previous evening, merely waved his hand at the dedicated crewman and replied "See, thats why I am the captain"
As soon as he spied this unfriendly colony sailing toward his own precious ship, the crewman ran {as fast as he could with only one leg} to his beloved captains quarters crieing out cries of "Captain! captain! Oh one who lords so lordly over the seas, there is a ship nearing these waters! I dont think it wise to remain in slumber whilst such a danger is advancing upon us!"
The captain, tired from a long night partying the previous evening, merely waved his hand at the dedicated crewman and replied "See, thats why I am the captain"
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On March 24, 2005, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Why didn't the pirate go to Vietnam?
Because of his fallen arrrrrrrrches!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
What do most pirates grow?
BeARRRrrrrds!
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On May 12, 2006, the scurvy Colin said:
Which British singers do pirates love?
Jarrrrrrrrrrrvis Cocker and Chris Marrrrrrrrrtin!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What do female pirates hate?
Tarrrrantulas!
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On December 18, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite actor?
Harrrrrison Ford!
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On March 20, 2008, the grog-addicted Amy said:
What does a French pirate say?
Weearrr! Weearrr!
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On December 18, 2005, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
Often on a pirate ship the captain was the only one who had an individual room. If the other pirates were lucky they had shared quarters. Sometimes they didn't even have beds. Do you know where pirates preferred to sleep if they lacked a proper bed?
On the carrrrrpet!
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On December 18, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
Who is a pirate's favorite actress?
Hillarrrrrrry Swank!
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